FauxPseudo

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FauxPseudo,

Ferengi move pretty fast. Faster than light if in the right kind of ship.

FauxPseudo,

We don’t talk about it with outsiders

FauxPseudo,

A) which CD did you buy that had the Sony rootkit? B) decades ago? No. It’s only been 18 years.

FauxPseudo,

Galaxy Quest is the best Trek movie

FauxPseudo,

Welcome beratna.

FauxPseudo,

Where is this photo booth?

FauxPseudo,

Red on yella, kill a fella. Red on black, a friend of Jack

FauxPseudo,

Do you enjoy other absurdist humor? Monty Python, Heathcliff comics post 2002?

FauxPseudo,

So yes on Monty Python, no on modern Heathcliff.

FauxPseudo,

I think the lesson here is that you should never become an admiral. Kirk was right.

FauxPseudo,

Slow down there. Just one bolt is needed to get a complete seal of the self.

FauxPseudo,

Those were my three guesses too. Why one would use ply or stain on something like this has me bewildered.

FauxPseudo,

Did Cooky Monster get cancelled?

FauxPseudo,

Death by snoo snoo

FauxPseudo,

I only recognize Johnathan Archer, Captain.

FauxPseudo,

I’ve been posting from my archive of original content from years in Star Trek Shitposting. Eventually I’ll run out.

FauxPseudo,

Meh, if one of mine shows up without me I’ll take it as a mark of its quality.

FauxPseudo,

I laughed, I read it to my wife. Then I noticed that I was credited for the inspiration. This made my day.

Temporal violation a go-go. (lemmy.world)

See that face on the screen in the upper picture? Apparently after the time travel events from Voyage Home were done she stole that Klingon rust bucket time machine from the bottom of San Francisco Bay and went back in time. Scanning the Historical Documents I have uncovered that she didn’t just time travel more than once but...

FauxPseudo,

I was kind of surprised when I started going down the rabbit hole of who the singing telegram was and I had to make some kind of cohesive narrative out of it.

FauxPseudo,

If you are going to hire a singing telegram you might as well get one that can sing.

FauxPseudo,

They all sang. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2bf88729-5435-4e7c-9ed3-c3b637f36e1a.png

FauxPseudo,

Find Blazin Bev’s stash

FauxPseudo,

I’m thinking second from left is dad. He is considerably larger than the other three.

FauxPseudo,

Your dad is Jen from IT Crowd?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xADal6lDLbE

FauxPseudo,

I used to leave a dod window open to an SSH shell. My mom was convinced it was going to get us hacked.

FauxPseudo,

Classic

FauxPseudo,

The Crystalline Entity talks through Lore. If we are going to get accurate then it’s going to be even more confusing

FauxPseudo,

If Wishes Were Horses, S1E16 It’s the source of Sisko’s desk baseball.

FauxPseudo,

He is also second most likely to punch Q in the face.

FauxPseudo, (edited )

I think you are confused. Rumpelstiltskin is way older than SAH. SAH looks like Rumpelstiltskin.

FauxPseudo,

Sonic toothbrush. Though I’m not sure why the sonic shower doesn’t automatically take care of that.

FauxPseudo,

You have no idea how many messages I had in Wave. Do you realize how many Google messaging services have come and gone with zero portability?

theverge.com/…/google-chat-allo-hangouts-talk-mes…

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