This guy gets a gig where he plays an instrument. That only has one note. That you don’t even have to play in time, or with any particular sense of rhythm. For man-period induced deathmatches and Vulcan speed-dating ceremonies.

OP’s deduction is quite logical.


Noble. No bell. But, lots of bell. All bell.


I thought this was going to be some sort of Lexx crossover meme. Now sad

FlyingSquid, avatar

I hate those fucking bell ringers. They’re outside every supermarket and department store on Vulcan every Vulcan holiday season.

RootBeerGuy, avatar

They keep saying “its logical to tip me if you have heard my music.”

ummthatguy, avatar
teft, avatar

I literally came to say Homn did it better.

ummthatguy, avatar
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