I hadn’t really thought about it, but he’s a good fit for a live action Krieger from Archer, ha ha

The_Picard_Maneuver, avatar

My god, you’re right.

Thteven, avatar

Pretty sure this is just masturbation

FlyingSquid, avatar

Can you imagine if they could have also gotten with crazy hair Riker from Parallels?



“Are you ready to go where no man has gone before?”

ElectricAirship, avatar

Ooooooooh boy


I told my wife if we ever split, I’m finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.


My partner in the same size. NGL, it’s glorious.


Omg, I couldn’t imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt

MudMan, avatar

Yeah, right. Like Riker hadn't tried that already on the first day he got access to a holodeck.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, avatar

Like Bortus's porn program but all Rikers


Why must you remind me of these things


Never forget!


Must’ve been his lifelong ambition.

The_Picard_Maneuver, avatar

It’s the reason he joined starfleet.

“One of these days, it’ll happen”, he could be heard mumbling as he filled out the paperwork.


Eeewww!.. however…

Stamets, avatar

I swear to god if Thomas Riker wasn’t riddled with severe mental health issues at that point he’d have jumped on his own dick.

Picard: What the fuck?

Both Rikers, pointing at each other: Can I fuck?

ininewcrow, avatar

Picard: Number One … go fuck yourself


… Engage

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